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im comin to your house
gonna have lots of fun
gonna make some greasy nachos
slide it down the guts
acid reflux beginning to stir
stomach acids flowing upward
oh god the gurgling noise
the liquid cheese in my mouth
come on over to the toilet
its better over here
nice and white and clean
not for long
time for release
let it all flow out
leaking into the toilet
it all comes out today
bits of chip
fall to the floor
as it sprays out your ass
this is what i planned all along
you sorry fuck
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2. |
Piece of the Pie
01:22
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id like to eat your guts
chew up your digested shit
eat your pre eaten pizza
i bet you got hawaiian
in my stomach
you will reside
for the rest of your days
until i shit you out
i wave farewell to you
goin down my drain
just look at this pile
what an awful shame
out my anus you'll be forced
drift down the pipe onto the next
hey you, you beautiful fool
i see you eatin your food
you don't even realize
you'll be my next meal
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3. |
Ritual Dung Mound
01:49
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travel to the dung mound
yearly ritual
make an offering
add to the pile of shit
place my rear upon the mound
what can brown do for you
sit your ass down boy
the ritual is about to begin
don't be rude boy
you can shit in time son
out in the desert
light the pile of dung to the shit god
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4. |
They Were All Laughing
01:55
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i wish i hadn't eaten all of that macaroni that big tub of lard
its coming back to haunt me in a most inopportune time
shit shit shit shit
shit shit is coming quickly
shit shit shit shit
shit i better get there quick
shit shit shit shit
before the brown spray comes forth
my intestines begin to gurgle
solid loafs have turned to liquid
the brown wants to escape
please just 10 more minutes
shit shit shit shit
shit shit is coming quickly
shit shit shit shit
shit i better get there quick
shit shit shit shit
before the brown spray comes forth
don't make it in time
oh god the mess is awful
spaghetti comes pouring out
and i burst into treats
i cant stop shitting (they all are laughing)
i cant stop shitting (they all are laughing)
i cant stop shitting (they all are laughing)
i cant stop shitting (they all are laughing)
the spray is reaching all faces
their laughter is short lived
shitting continues for minutes on end
i cant control it anymore
chunks of peanuts come flying out
my ass is starting to hurt
what is a man to do in this situation
ponder his very existence
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5. |
Total Taco Annihilation
02:12
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going to toll the bell
the bell that rings the tacos
none shall live tonight
seven layers is to be ordered
the beans pouring down my gullet
the ground beef in my hand
corn tortilla all around
special sauce
oh why did i decide to eat that
its coming back to haunt me
profusely sweating in intense heat
the subway car isn't coming fast enough
to get me home, safe and sound
the chunks are starting to rumble
intestines have a mind of their own
this wont end well
the eyes of others i feel
as i return to my own world
reverse digestion flowing through my guts
chunks of chicken chunks of cheese
oh the embarrassment i will feel
oh the shame
the yellow spray starts to come forth
theres nothing to be done
the yellow spray is coming out
chunks go flying wild
into foreign mouths they go
spray vomit from all around
the yellow spray is coming out
spray vomit from all around
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6. |
Dire Need to Diarrhea
02:04
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ive really got an urge to shit
the pains inside cant control it
i got a dire need must satisfy
i got a dire need to diarrhea
liquid juices pouring out my asshole
spurting spewing all around
i wish i could do without the hassle
but natures call beckons
turn for the worse but could be worse
at least my mouth isn't spewing
oh shit oh god oh here it comes
oh god what an inconvenience
i've got an urgent meeting
i've got the urge to shit
my boss is none the wiser
his ignorance will come back to bite
oh god i can feel it rumbling
oh god here it comes
i stand upon the meeting desk there
and begin to release my bowels
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7. |
Turdpocalypse
02:31
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save yourself its a shit tsunami
save yourself its a diarrhea disaster
save yourself a storm is coming
shit rains from the skies
smelly brown feces rain from the sky
small pellets of poo fly in your eye
houses filled with liquid waste
filling to the brim with horrid shit
they said that the end would be global flooding how wrong the scientists were
our carbon footprint turned out to be our shit footprint
shit raining shit raining
fecal hurricane
the brown spray envelops all around
turdpocalypse
where is your god now, he's a god of shit
sending down his pleasant little brown friends
turd golems rise from the earth
to reclaim those who disposed of them
now the time has come
the storm approaches
gather all your valuables
and store them in your ass
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8. |
Euthanasia Coaster
02:40
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please fasten your safety belts
keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times
we take these precautions, even though you are destined to die
death by rollercoaster is your fate
here you go
up up up up
16,000 feet
top of the world
all to plummet to your doom
the chains are clinking
your palms are getting wet
please just let this be over
you cannot wait to die
to die
falling down at 224 miles an hour
the speed makes you shit yourself
the stench is smelled by all around
your ridemates fate is that of stink
into the depths and towards the earth
reaching speeds never before had
this would be so much fun
if you were not going to die
round the first loop of 7
suddenly you're changing your mind
the light begins to fade
the gs pushing down
feeling lightheaded as the weight pushes you down
no turning back now
you're in this till the end
coming into the station
train full of corpses
line up the next batch
for the euthanasia roller coaster
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9. |
Unholy Laxative
01:44
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im going to give you a present
a present you will come to love
a present you will come to cherish
for the rest of your days
unholy laxative
im giving you the gift of shit
you'll feel it caress your cheeks
sliding down your legs
oh you're just going to love it
you'll be shitting for days
think of the reading you'll get done
think of the crossword puzzles
bow before porcelain
it is your new god
worship before this altar
sewage lord
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